relahvant:

does anyone else have those people that you’re friends with but you don’t know why and they annoy the fuck out of you

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lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

(Source: lamapalooza, via rogueofstars)

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

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j5h:

euo:

When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup

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